Having considered, however, that your dolls could be displayed or even sold, I've since decided that, as an avocation, doll-making runs the risk of being disgracefully practical. Therefore, I have come up with a list of new hobbies for you to pursue, each is which is more useless than a solar-powered flashlight:
- Collecting ecstasy pills
- Knitting woolen breasts
- Yodeling with your mouth closed
- Memorizing songs backwards
- Vomit photography
- Nerf jousting
- Frog breeding
- Making mud balls
- Off-road shopping cart racing
- Woodworking